Topic 4: The Celebration Protocol
1. The Official Celebration Schedule

As per the Galactic Union of Advanced Societies, all members are required to celebrate the occasion of a coworker's birthday, promotion, or new pet with an 8-hour long party. Failure to comply will result in a 3-star general review on Galactic Yelp!

However, if a team member has a conflict with another member, a special " Celebration-ception" meeting must be held to resolve the issue. These meetings are known to be extremely productive and usually last 12 hours.